May 2013
Reblog if you've ever smelled a book. My mom...
ageofrogues:
ilikelookingatnakedmen:
Huh? I thought everyone did that?
I love doing this. Especially older books.
maleteen:
if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
comedown:
i saw a post that said ‘hannibal as a metaphor for capitalism’ and i thought it said ‘hannibal as a metaphor for cannibalism’ and i was like “buddy, have i got news for you”
reallyreallyreallytrying:
yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
rhibros:
tumblr is blocked on my schools internet for being a dating site
toni-tan:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
what happens if you run in front of a car
you get tired
what happens if you run behind a car
you get exhausted
this is comedy gold. you should take notes
I was honest expecting the punchlines to be “You die”
bananasaregood-bowtiesarecool:
imjohnlocked:
doctorspockspaceman:
tardisbluebird:
I don’t even want to imagine the night before Series 3 airs.
lock your doors
did you just put bilbo baggins’s face on bilbo baggins’s face
Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me *7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
what do boxes breath
boxygen
i stand corrected
buttharrybutt:
buttharrybutt:
i lost my mood ring
i dont know how i feel about this
tentacrab:
“did you get enough sleep?”
necrophilic:
when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’
piercethesleepingcarlile:
chxshire:
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
I think about this post a lot
cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
timelordsandhunters:
when you learn something in History class that was on Doctor Who
zoeticpursuit:
january 2013: this shall be my year
may 2013: well, shit
exactly
cafunedesaudade:
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
casthewinchester:
sammysbedhead:
sammysbedhead:
sammysbedhead:
what does a tree do when it wants to leave
its leaves
WAIT
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I RUINED THE WHOLE FUCKING JOKE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ‘WHAT DOES A TREE DO WnHEN IT WANTS TO GO HOME’ I CANT EVEN TELL A JOKE RIGHT WOW THATS JUST PATHETIC
Somehow this version is funnier.
me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
me during the day: how do I spell house?
littleducktale:
and in that moment my dash was filled with 100 edits of the same picture
fuckyeahdeathlyhallows:
george0malley:
embarrassing parts of books are a million times worse than embarrassing parts of movies i’ve decided because you can’t look away or cover your face until it’s over you have no choice but to pay attention and endure that secondhand embarrassment with them
so so so so true
keep-calm-stay-healthy:
recovery-ghost:
Sometimes you make an argument that’s so solid and logical that you’re absolutely certain you got your point across, then someone replies to it with something so mindblowingly stupid that you have no idea how they managed to graduate from middle school.
hair-old-styles:
harrystyies:
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
burgrs:
i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is goin g because i did not
flure:
I hate that feeling when you randomly feel depressed. There is no warning, no apparent reason. It just happens. You feel empty, and you feel hopeless. And you just feel tired. As if you never want to move again. Then when someone asks you what’s wrong, you can’t say because there is nothing that comes to mind. Then you start thinking of what it could be, and you realize just how much is...
iguanamouth:
i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else
and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie
vardaesque:
420stuck:
when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing
fwuuubufbuwbfwubfufbwufbuwbuuuBUWBUBHUFUFBUWBUFBUB
again: STAY AWAY FROM IMDB IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO...
50-shades-of-das-gay:
Do you have those friends that you’re pretty sure they hate everything about you, and you’re not even sure why they are your friend, because literally everytime they talk to you they either make you feel bad about yourself or piss you off
CAN YOU IMAGINE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?? LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GIVING A SHIT ABOUT YOU??? BECAUSE I CAN’T
