lumpyspacewarrior:

argumate:

beachdeath:

THIS is what is at stake if twitter kills vine

the loop quality on this vine is good enough to excuse its author one (1) murder and still get into heaven

If you want to see more of this, they have a YouTube channel. AcousticTrench

(via a-mediocre-at-best-gatsby)

woodelf68:

pr1nceshawn:

Pictures Any Dog Owners Will Understand.

Precious cinnamon buns, too good for this world, too pure.

(via mccallyourselfacab)

sharpayevons:

“At least you love me.” I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

(via cam-pfire)

geodude:

afsafajsnbfahs delete this

(via laughcentre)

thefitally:

the pink nose kills me

(via laughcentre)

(via dreamingbyblondie)

(via tessatarian)

princess-laya:

driad:

nyx5:

i prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves

I got a medium dick

It can talk to ghosts

I nearly spat out my tea

(via obiwan-kenobabe)

violetindigoqueen:

homuratrash:

guy at disney: sir? stitch, a small logic defying blue alien from outer fucking space, needs a heterosexual romance

disney ceo: okay….but we gotta know she’s Female, do u understand? ….she needs long antennae..like long hair..mascara…smooth chest that sticks out a little more because we need to be reminded that she still got titties even tho she’s a tiny fucking alien

guy at disney: should we make her pink, sir?

disney ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house and fuck my wife

Here for the commentary

(Source: weheartit.com, via fangirlsjustwannahavefun)

the-man-who-sold-za-warudo:

official-mic-check:

symphonyalpha:

ms-paint-idol-hell:

Don’t ask me to draw anymore of these hoes dabbing because this exists and I don’t want to contribute to this madness

This has gone too far

Bullshit. Goofy did the dab first back in 2000.

Eat your damn idol heart out.

ｄａｂ　ｈｉｓｔｏｒｉａｎ　ｄｉｓｃｏｕｒｓｅ

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